To the fifty people who stopped me at the grocery store yesterday,
to tell me how cute I was,
I AM A GIRL!!!!
I am wearing a PINK bib!
I am NOT a boy!
Mommy says I should also point out that I am teething.
She says she is thrilled about this.
Oh, wait, mommy says she was being sarcastic.
Like I know what sarcasm is:
I AM A BABY!
I'm going to go chew on something now.