Gender issues

To the fifty people who stopped me at the grocery store yesterday,

to tell me how cute I was,

thank you!

But I would like to point out,

I AM A GIRL!!!!

I am wearing a PINK bib!

I am NOT a boy!

Really, how hard is that?

Mommy says I should also point out that I am teething.

She says she is thrilled about this.

Oh, wait, mommy says she was being sarcastic.

Like I know what sarcasm is:

I AM A BABY!

I'm going to go chew on something now.